Slang for Other Bodyparts (non-sexual)

Ears

  • cauliflower – noun. ear damaged through repeated heavy blows
  • jug handles – noun. large sticking out ears
  • lugs – noun
  • lughole – noun. ear hole
  • tabs – noun
  • wingnuts – noun. sticky out ears

Face

  • clock – noun
  • coupon – noun
  • craterface – noun. pockmarked or acne covered
  • dial – noun
  • fiz/fizzog – noun
  • kipper – noun
  • mug – noun
  • phiz/phizzog – noun
  • viz/vizzog – noun

Haemorrhoids

  • arse-grapes – noun
  • chalfonts – noun. rhyming slang on Chalfont St Giles, piles, a town in Buckinghamshire
  • Emma Freuds – noun. rhyming slang on haemorrhoids
  • farmers – noun. rhyming slang on farmer giles (piles)
  • grapes – noun
  • nobbies – noun. rhyming slang on Nobby Stiles (piles)

Head

  • bawheid – noun. bald head (Scottish)
  • bonce – noun
  • bonehead – noun. bald head
  • chump – noun
  • chrome-dome – noun. bald head
  • crown – noun.
  • loaf – noun. rhyming slang on loaf of bread (head). Usually to with brains, intelligence
  • noggin – noun
  • noodle – noun
  • nut – noun
  • turnip – noun

Hair and Facial Hair

  • barnet – noun. hair, rhyming slang on barnet fair
  • bed hair – noun. disheveled hair
  • buggergrips – noun. sideburns
  • bumfluff – noun. adolescent facial growth
  • face fungus – noun. facial hair
  • face pubes – noun. facial hair
  • ginger nut – noun. red hair
  • tash – noun. abbr. of moustache

Hands

  • dukes – noun. fists
  • mits – noun

Miscellaneous

  • innie – noun. bellybutton
  • mincers – noun. eyes. rhyming slang on mince pies
  • outie – noun. bellybutton
  • plates – noun. feet. rhyming slang on plates of meat
  • six-pack – noun. defined abdominal muscles
  • spare tyre – noun. a roll of fat around the midriff

Mouth

  • chops – noun
  • face – noun
  • gob – noun
  • mush – noun
  • trap – noun

Neck

  • Gregory Peck – noun. rhyming slang on neck

Nose

  • beak – noun
  • conk – noun
  • hooter – noun
  • schnozz – noun

Teeth

  • choppers – noun
  • gnashers – noun
  • hampsteads – noun. rhyming slang on Hampstead Heath
  • ivories – noun
  • like a row of bombed houses – phrs. crooked teeth
  • newtons – noun. rhyming slang on Newton Heath
  • wallies – noun. false teeth