Defecation

• Barry White – noun. an act of defecation. Rhyming slang on ‘shite’.
• blatts – noun. a bout of diarrhea
• code brown – noun. a warning that an act of defecation is in progress or has occurred
• crap – noun. an act of defecation.
  – verb. to defecate
  
• Dehli belly – noun. a dose of diarrhea
• drop the kids of at the pool – vrb phrs. to defecate
• dump – noun. an act of defecation.
          – verb. to defecate
• green apple splatters – noun. a bout of diarrhea
• have one in the departure lounge – vrb phrs. to have an urgent need to defecate
• lay some cable – verb. to defecate
• Montezuma’s revenge – noun. a bout of diarrhea
• number two – noun. an act of defecation
• piss out of ones arse – vrb phrs. to have diarrhea
• poop – verb. to defecate
• runs – noun. a bout of diarrhea
• shat – verb. to have defecated. Past tense of ‘shit’ (verb).
• shit – noun. an act of defecation.
  – verb. to defecate
• shite – noun. an act of defecation
      – verb. to defecate
• shits – noun. a bout of diarrhea
• squat – noun. an act of defecation.
  – verb. to defecate
• squits – noun. a bout of diarrhea
• touching cloth – verb. to have an urgent need to defecate
• trots – noun. a bout of diarrhea

Excrement

• bab – noun.
• baba/babber – noun.
• brown trout – noun. a lump of excrement when seen floating in water
• cack – noun.
• crap – noun.
• dog’s egg – noun.
• doo-doo – noun
• floater – noun. excrement that floats and won’t flush down a toilet
• grogan – noun. a lump of excrement
• kak – noun.
• log – noun.
• Mersey trout – noun. a lump of excrement when seen floating in water
• number two – noun.
• pap – noun.
• plop – noun.
• poo/pooh – noun.
• poop – noun.
• shit – noun.
• shite – noun.
• skidmark – noun. a smear of excrement on the inside of underwear
• Thames trout – noun. a lump of excrement when seen floating in water
• tomtit – noun. rhyming slang on shit
• turd – noun. a lump of excrement
• turd fish – noun.  a lump of excrement when seen floating in water
• turtles head – noun. when not quite exited the anus
• whoopsie – noun.

Faecal Remnants that Adhere to the Body (usually around the anus)

• bum nugget – noun.
  
• bumtag – noun.
  
• clagnut – noun.
  
• clingon – noun. see klingon
  
• clinker – noun.
  
• dags – noun.
  
• dangleberry – noun.
  
• dingleberry – noun.
  
• fartleberry – noun
• klingon – noun. see clingon
• tagnut – noun.
  
• winnet – noun.