Slang for the Female Genitals

Clitoris

  • bean – noun
  • bald man in a boat – noun
  • little man in a boat – noun
  • love button – noun
  • man in a boat – noun

General terms for genitals

  • bits – noun
  • naughty bits – noun
  • private parts – noun
  • rude bits – noun
  • undercarriage – noun

Labia

  • beef curtains – noun
  • cabbage – noun
  • flaps – noun
  • labs – noun
  • lettuce – noun
  • lips – noun
  • piss flaps – noun
  • salad – noun

Miscellaneous

  • blobbing – noun. menstruating.
  • bush – noun. pubic hair.
  • fanny flutters – noun. the pleasurable feeling in the genitals when sexually aroused.
  • gunt – noun. the fatty area between the stomach and the vagina. A combination of the words gut (stomach) and cunt (vagina). 
  • map of Tassie – noun. the shape of the pubic haired region to Tasmania, an island state of Australia.
  • on – adv. menstruating.
  • on the blob – noun. menstruating.
  • pubes – noun. pubic hair.
  • spiders legs – noun. pubic hairs.
  • thatch – noun. pubic hair.
  • twernt – noun. perineum.
  • up on blocks – noun. menstruating.

Vagina & Vulva

  • axe wound – noun.
  • badly packed kebab – noun
  • bearded clam – noun. alludes to with pubic hair
  • beaver – noun. with public hair
  • biff – noun
  • blurt – noun
  • box – noun
  • bucket fanny – noun. a large specious vulva/vagina
  • camels hoof – noun. the impression of, as seen through clothes
  • camel toes – noun. the impression of the vulva, as seen through clothes
  • chuff – noun
  • clown’s pocket – noun. a large spacious vulva/vagina
  • clunge – noun
  • coochie – noun
  • crack – noun
  • cunny – noun
  • cunt – noun
  • fadge – noun
  • fanny – noun
  • flange – noun
  • front bottom – noun
  • furburger – noun. with public hair
  • fur pie – noun. with pubic hair
  • furry cup – noun. incl pubic hair and vagina
  • furry monkey – noun. with pubic hair
  • gaping axe wound – noun
  • gash – noun
  • gee – noun
  • growler – noun
  • grumble (and grunt) – noun. rhyming slang on cunt
  • hair pie – noun. alludes to with pubic hair
  • hairy axe wound – noun. with pubic hair
  • hairy clam – noun. with pubic hair
  • honeypot – noun
  • Jack and Danny – noun. rhyming slang on ‘fanny’
  • jenny – noun
  • minge – noun
  • mott – noun.
  • muff – noun. alludes to with pubic hair
  • pussy – noun
  • quim – noun
  • salmon canyon – noun. incl. vagina
  • slit – noun
  • snatch – noun
  • spunk bucket – noun. incl. vagina
  • stench trench – noun
  • tuppence – noun
  • twat – noun
  • twot – noun
  • vadge – noun
  • vertical bacon sandwich – noun
  • welly-top – noun. a large spacious vulva/vagina
  • wizard’s sleeve – noun. a large spacious vulva/vagina
  • y-bone steak – noun